A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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