- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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