A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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