- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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