- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

asians have slitted eyes lol

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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