- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call two dog? dogs

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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