did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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