i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Japan

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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