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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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