- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

why girl die cancer

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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