What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How old are you? 7

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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