Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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