- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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