- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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