- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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