- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Women's rights.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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