- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats hairy and crys your mom

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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