- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

This is an anti- joke

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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