- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

all the kids had fun

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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