- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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