- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

This is not a joke.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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