Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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where is the world?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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