- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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