- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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