Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Error 37.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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PENIS :)

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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