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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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