- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Your so gay, that you like men!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

baloney sandwich

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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