- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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