- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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