why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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run farther?

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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