the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Lololol

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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knock knock who's there ?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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BIG MAC'S

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Major League Soccer

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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