- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

BIG MAC'S

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

knock knock who's there ?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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