- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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