Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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