- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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