What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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womens rights

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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