- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What would u like to drink?

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why so serious ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

This is an anti- joke

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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