- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

WOw you have no life

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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