- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What is 9+10? 19

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Matt is a Duster!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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