- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Anti Jokes = Drained

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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