- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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