Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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