- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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