- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

So a baby seal walks into a club

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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