What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

my gramma died

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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