- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

1+1=2

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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