How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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the NAACP

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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