Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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