- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

i just pooped that is all!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

i just pooped that is all!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

i just pooped that is all!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.