How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

All of these jokes are about white people

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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