What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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