- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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