- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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