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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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