- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

black people

were at work systems r down

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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