- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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