A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Roses are red, yup.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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White men's rights

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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