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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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