Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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