- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Barack Obama.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Who wants water? I do.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats the defination of cruelty

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

These Jokes suck.

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