Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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