Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A blind man walks into a library.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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