- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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