so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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I asked her where you were.

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haha

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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penis in the camel

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Bitch

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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