- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Good job, son.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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