- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

womens rights.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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