Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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alert("Hello");

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A young baby died.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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