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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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