Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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