- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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