3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How old are you? 7

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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