- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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