- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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