wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Rylan Clark

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And you honored it I see :P

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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