My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

why do mexicans get made fun of

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Male leadership.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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