Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

class is canceled. My professor died.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

read this sentence again.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Happy Monday!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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