What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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alert('The Game')

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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