- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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