- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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