a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Knock knock Fuck off!

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

I went to work today....

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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