Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Ron Paul for President!

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

if got a joke if fogot it

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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