- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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