- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Japan

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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