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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I am a mime

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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