- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whose your daddy? Not me

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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