Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Jesus Christ

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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