- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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