What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Emily Walker.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I just threw up..In my pants.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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