- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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