why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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