- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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